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coolghost:

amazing that there are living humans out there who have chosen to label other groups of people “justice warriors” and align themselves as directly opposed to them. opposed to justice. look in the mirror. tell yourself “i hate justice”. do you feel like a batman villain yet.

shubbabang:

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they taped a balloon to his shell so that the employees would be able to know where he was in the store

geopunk:

my wallet is empty just like my soul

5 Seconds of Summer performing Amnesia on Strictly Come Dancing.

michaelsrainbowhair:

WHICH ONE IS MICHAEL

lucasamen:

The person who manages the Applebee’s twitter account deserves a raise

screamersdontdance:

So I did a thing in my Digital Media class.

buttwards:

i need to be stopped

"The female rock-‘n’-roll-country-pop songwriter is back, and her name is Taylor Swift. And it’s women like her who are going to save the music business.” 

polepixie:

quantumaviator:

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pappasaur:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

so he was the first to illegally download a song

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.

prettyparamore:

have you ever had that moment where you’re listening to music at like 4am and you have the urge to sing along but you caNT COS ITS 4 AM.